fix it!

[bluenever]

1) does anybody know how to fix a microwave? it's.... stopped...

2) my car shocks me everytime i close the driver's door, but not any of the other ones. it's not winter. eh?

thanks in advance, even for silly answers, because those are fun too...

Comments

[soulstruck]

1) I say throw it off the balcony. That'll fix it. That'll fix it real good.

2) It's attracted to you. Get it?