005-Voice

[bluecorp_ceo]

SEIFER!

I've just had my life threatened! I need you here immediately! If you can't make it, I'll have them send another, more reliable replacement! I won't have a repeat of last time!

Police! I have found the one who came after me and did those awful things to me! I JUST KNOW IT! Arrest that strange person at the end of this feed! He won't

Comments

[chainsawgood]

You have a body guard?

...

We have police?

OH THE PUNS

[chainsawgood]

It's just, the way that you put it...

[bluecorp_ceo]

Hoh hoh! What way?

[chainsawgood]

A privately owned corporation that deals with information gathering makes it sound like you deal in blackmail and spying...

It's not owned by the government, wouldn't that make it illegal?

[bluecorp_ceo]

Illegal? No! Only if we were breaking the law!

[chainsawgood]

But that's exactly what you're doing.

[bluecorp_ceo]

Hoh hoh! Of course not.

[He's starting to find this cycle tiring. Either accept his excuses or he might have to shut you up himself. :X]

[chainsawgood]

[Best. Idea. Ever, Redd. Blackmail/attempt to murder the heartless psycho with the chainsaw]

It doesn't strike you as...?

[A sigh]

I suppose I'll just ask a lawyer or something... I can't say I have much of a head for legalities.

[bluecorp_ceo]

[Or he'll beat you to death with a rock.]

A lawyer? Why does it matter? What do you do?

[chainsawgood]

[He dares you, man]

A-ah... I'm... only curious sir.

I'm a butler.

[Only part time though. Full time death god~]

[bluecorp_ceo]

A butler? Hoh hoh! Then what gives you the right to say anything?

1/2

[chainsawgood]

[If he wasn't trying so hard to be wimpy and discrete, you would so be on the list]

[chainsawgood]

That... doesn't stop me from still having an opinion, sir... You don't have to take it seriously though! Really!

Oooh, I shouldn't have said anything...

[sniffle]

[bluecorp_ceo]

You shouldn't have, you're right!

But it's alright! I've put you back in your place now!

[chainsawgood]

[You. List.]

You're right! I shouldn't have stepped out of place at all!

What was I thinking?! I'm so sorry sir, I'll fix it immediately!

[Sounds like he's totally ignoring the 'it's alright part']

I'll die! I'll die and repent!

[... Oh shit, Redd]

[bluecorp_ceo]

Hoh hoh! No need for that!

[Hey, if he dies, Redd can prove he didn't force his hand. And he was out of line for a butler. :X]