This day just won't end ...

[blueabsinthe]

I want in on the fun:

Fuck/marry/get drunk with. Give me a team or three players and I'll let you know who I'd fuck/marry/get drunk with.

Humor me :D

Comments

[psharp10]

team: New York Rangers

players: Brad Richards, Henrik Lundqvist and Vinny Lecavalier (wanted to compare your answers to Pexy's ;) )

[blueabsinthe]

Fuck: Henrik Lundqvist
Marry: Brad Richards (because, if he can cook, that's enough for me :D)
Get drunk with: Vinny (I think he'd be hilarious when drunk).

[psharp10]

Haha yeah, I would marry, fuck and get drunk with Henke, but Brad cooks, and that's good for me :)

What about the Rangers? Choose any three except Brad and Hank, and choose who'd you marry/fuck/get drunk with...please :)

[blueabsinthe]

Oh man ... okay, um ...

Fuck: Michael Del Zotto
Marry: Ryan Callahan
Get drunk with: Dan Girardi (he'd be hilarious drunk)

[quenchmysoul]

Team: Vancouver Canucks
Team: Tampa Bay Lightning
Team: Detroit Red Wings
Team: San Jose Sharks

Players: Steve Yzerman, Henrik Lundqvist, Joe Thornton
Players: Karl Alzner, Andrew Ference, Mike Cammalleri
Players: Jarome Iginla, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Logan Couture
Players: Milan Lucic, Devin Setoguchi, Taylor Pyatt

[blueabsinthe]

*sighs* ... you will be the death of me.

Team: Canucks
Fuck: Cory Schneider
Marry: Jannik Hansen
Get drunk with: Alex Edler

Team: Tampa Bay Lightning
Fuck: Mattias Ohlund
Marry: Martin St. Louis
Get drunk with: Vinny

Team: Detroit Red Wings
Fuck: Jimmy Howard
Marry: Nick Lidstrom
Get drunk with: Henrik Zetterberg

Team: San Jose Sharks
Fuck: Ryane Clowe
Marry: Joe Thornton
Get drunk with: Dan Boyle

Players:
Fuck: Steve Yzerman
Marry: Henrik Lundqvist
Get drunk with: Joe Thornton

Fuck: Andrew Ference
Marry: Mike Cammalleri
Get drunk with: Karl Alzner

Fuck: Logan Couture
Marry: Jarome Iginla
Get drunk with: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins (he'd be hilarious drunk!)

Fuck: Devin Setoguchi
Marry: Taylor Pyatt
Get drunk with: Milan Lucic

[quenchmysoul]

I APPROVE OF BASICALLY ALMOST ALL THE THINGS IN THIS COMMENT! ♥

[blueabsinthe]

ALMOST ALL THE THINGS??? WHY ONLY 'ALMOST ALL OF THE THINGS'? *sad face forever*

[belial]

Team: NYR
Henke, Richards, Brian Boyle

[blueabsinthe]

Fuck: Henrik Lundqvist (because, of reasons ...)
Marry: Brad Richards
Get drunk with: Brian Boyle (he'd be hilarious drunk, I think :D)

Editing to add my ones for the team. I already did a set for psharp10, so I'll do another 3 ...

Fuck: Brandon Prust
Marry: Marian Gaborik
Get drunk with: Marc Staal

[blueabsinthe]

YOU GAVE ME JAILBAIT?!?! *headdesk* Okay, here goes ...

Fuck: Kevin Bieksa (JFC ... his arms ... ngh)
Marry: Roberto Luongo
Get drunk with: Kes

Fuck: Chris Higgins
Marry: Alex Burrows
Get drunk with: Max Lapierre (I think this would be hilarious to witness)

Fuck: Dan Girardi
Marry: Ryan Callahan
Get drunk with: Brandon Prust (because, I think chirping with him drunk would be all kinds of amusing)

Fuck: Vince Lecavalier
Marry: Steve Yzerman (because, fucking him all the time would be all kinds of hot. Besides, I'd get to have him dirty talk all the time, not just once with a fuck *dies*).
Get drunk with: Boucher (it would be so much fun to see him drunk).

Fuck: Gabriel Landeskog
Marry: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
Get drunk with: Jeff Skinner (oh, the things I could do to that kid when drunk >:D)

[blueabsinthe]

Team: Washington Capitals
Fuck: Mike Green (because, jfc, his arms and tattoos make me all ngh ...)
Marry: Brooks Laich (God, his eyes are just so, so blue ...)
Get drunk with: Michal Neuvirth

I did a total *facepalm* with the Capitals, because apparently, I'm totally Capitals retarded it seems. *headdesk*

Team: LA Kings
Fuck: Willie Mitchell
Marry: Dustin Brown
Get drunk with: Anze Kopitar

Team: Calgary Flames
Ugh ... must I??? FINE ...

Fuck: Jarome Iginla
Marry: Mike Cammalleri
Get drunk with: Olli Jokinen (I think he'd be hilarious when drunk)

Team: Ottawa Senators
Fuck: Nick Foligno (his eyes are just ... so pretty *___*)
Marry: Matt Gilroy (for purely selfish reasons)
Get drunk with: Jason Spezza

Team: Blackhawks
Fuck: Sami Lepisto
Marry: Brendan Morrison
Get drunk with: Patrick Sharp

[quenchmysoul]

Probably because Gilroy looks like this