This day just won't end ...

[blueabsinthe]

I want in on the fun:

Fuck/marry/get drunk with. Give me a team or three players and I'll let you know who I'd fuck/marry/get drunk with.

Humor me :D

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[quenchmysoul]

Team: Vancouver Canucks
Team: Tampa Bay Lightning
Team: Detroit Red Wings
Team: San Jose Sharks

Players: Steve Yzerman, Henrik Lundqvist, Joe Thornton
Players: Karl Alzner, Andrew Ference, Mike Cammalleri
Players: Jarome Iginla, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Logan Couture
Players: Milan Lucic, Devin Setoguchi, Taylor Pyatt

[blueabsinthe]

*sighs* ... you will be the death of me.

Team: Canucks
Fuck: Cory Schneider
Marry: Jannik Hansen
Get drunk with: Alex Edler

Team: Tampa Bay Lightning
Fuck: Mattias Ohlund
Marry: Martin St. Louis
Get drunk with: Vinny

Team: Detroit Red Wings
Fuck: Jimmy Howard
Marry: Nick Lidstrom
Get drunk with: Henrik Zetterberg

Team: San Jose Sharks
Fuck: Ryane Clowe
Marry: Joe Thornton
Get drunk with: Dan Boyle

Players:
Fuck: Steve Yzerman
Marry: Henrik Lundqvist
Get drunk with: Joe Thornton

Fuck: Andrew Ference
Marry: Mike Cammalleri
Get drunk with: Karl Alzner

Fuck: Logan Couture
Marry: Jarome Iginla
Get drunk with: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins (he'd be hilarious drunk!)

Fuck: Devin Setoguchi
Marry: Taylor Pyatt
Get drunk with: Milan Lucic

[quenchmysoul]

I APPROVE OF BASICALLY ALMOST ALL THE THINGS IN THIS COMMENT! ♥

[blueabsinthe]

ALMOST ALL THE THINGS??? WHY ONLY 'ALMOST ALL OF THE THINGS'? *sad face forever*

[quenchmysoul]

I dunno ... I thought your TBL and Red Wings answers would've been different.

[cloverli]

Is a drunk Alex Edler really worth it though?

[quenchmysoul]

YES. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD DO TO A DRUNK AND IMPRESSIONABLE EDLER?!?

[cloverli]

Ask not what drunk Edler can do for you, but what you can make drunk Edler do!

[quenchmysoul]

Oh, so many things >:D