4 glasses of white zinfadel in, and i kind of love everybody

[blue_fjords]

i have also decided that i need to get married. why? you get so much awesome stuff at a bridal shower! for reals, peeps. i want new pots an pans! and grill stuff! so much grill stuff. i also need a) a house and b) a deck and c) a grill. so get right on that internets! woo! i shold probably find someone who loves me and wants to marry me

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[cassiopeia7]

Aww, Blue, you're ADORABLE when you're drunk! &hearts

*does not have an iPhone*

[blue_fjords]

Heh, it wears off! Though I am also all huggy after that much wine...

[kel_reiley]

i fucking love drunk blue! I WILL MARRY YOU, BB! WE CAN GO TO HAWAII FOR OUR HONEYMOON!

hey, remember when you write this dean/cas fic?

[blue_fjords]

WE WILL DRINK TOGETHER WHEN YOU COME VISIT! IT SHALL BE GRAND, AND A CELEBRATION OF OUR MARRIAGE!

Technology wants to kill us, this is a True Fact.

[kel_reiley]

TO US!

[dodger_sister]

Your drunk posts make me happy.

My cousin registered for her wedding, but they had been living together for like four years - so they didn't really need anything - so they registered for a bunch of TV on DVD seasons that they wanted and some new camping shit and cds and books and stuff. Fun stuff.

My sister then declared that anyone not married by 40 should get an un-wedding shower, where they get presents too and can register for their un-wedding shower and have a party where everyone celebrates them and gives them shit and we all eat cake.

Sound good?

You must point me to this Iphone commercial. (what? I have Tivo, I don't watch comerecials so I am missing out on being annoyed and frustrated and wanting to poke things in their faces!)

[blue_fjords]

I want my Single Person Party tomorrow! Just think of all the cupcakes I could make w/ new kitchen stuff. The possibilities are endless!

Iphone commercial. Um. I don't think anyone would want to put that puppy up on youtube. Maybe their site? We DVR a lot of shows, but there are some we watch live and then we have to suffer the commercials, yuck.

[dodger_sister]

I want my Single Person Party tomorrow! Just think of all the cupcakes I could make w/ new kitchen stuff.

I KNOW!! Un-Wedding Shower must become a reality. I need art supplies and all the seasons of The A-Team on dvd!

We Tivo all things as well - but when we are watching live, I hit the fastforward button and nothing happens and it makes this angry sound at me and I am all, "What is going on? What is happening?!" lol

[51stcenturyfox]

I can link you: http://www.maclife.com/article/news/video_three_new_iphone_commercials_hit_youtube

Apple obvs freaking out because of Droid and Blackberry becoming cool (and they have apps too, ffs.)

Apple's main stock in trade for its products are that they're cooler than other products, because PCs work, and other smartphones work well. It does fail, though, because it's doing it in such an obvious, smarmy way.

(I know people who are getting new iPhones because they're coming out with WHITE ones.

...

Yeah, no.

[lone_star_woman]

I kind of love you, too. <3

[blue_fjords]

Feeling's mutual!

[amand_r]

I HAVE A MARRIAGE CLAIM BEFORE ALL THESE BITCHES. WAY BACK WHEN YOU WERE MARRIED TO SMIRNOFF ONLY I WAS YOUR US MISTRESS! IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD PUT A RING ON IT.

That iphone rant, baby, made more sense than I ever dreamed. I am with you! I will never have an iphone because I am cheap. ::fistshake:: Phones should cost 100 or less!

[blue_fjords]

Mwah, you're my lovely US mistress. We should make it official! You could get new cookie sheets and I could get new muffin tins.

I think we should invest in telepathy studies. Then we won't need phones to communicate! And we'd make little portable thingies that you could use for the other features on phones nowadays. And they'd be free. And purple.