Massive Update! Includes a MEME! Holy crap!

[blue_fjords]

Dudicals. It’s been awhile. It is high time for an update, yes? Or no, you can ignore. This is wicked long, so I am breaking it into chunks. There’s polls (hopefully)! There’s pictures (well, one)! There’s links! STOP THE MADNESS!

Comments

[cruentum]

I want questions! And omg, Modern Family is one of three shows I actually watch every week. No wait, four shows,

Modern Family, Criminal Minds, White Collar and Desperate Housewives. My tv is not very intellectual these days.

GIMME QUESTIONS

[blue_fjords]

Bwahahahaha! Some distracting questions for you!

1. Baking Question: What was the first thing you ever baked and how did it turn out?

2. Modern Family-related Question: How do you feel about clowns? And if you're cool w/ clowns, what classic monster movie creature do you actually find scary? Or urban legend if none of those scare you?

3. You're a judge at a high school science fair. Three of the students are James Bond, Horst Kohler and the dude who played Bilis Manger. What are their experiments and how do you rank them?

4. Oprah Winfrey wants to package your TW fics and promote them as her next Book Club collection! What do you say? What's the blurb Oprah proposes to write for your book cover?

5. You're given one million pounds, but you can only spend it on Tosh. What do you guys do w/ it?

[kel_reiley]

i watched the 1st episode of modern family and found myself cringing throughout most of it, so it's one of those that i can't watch

[blue_fjords]

That's funny, b/c M can't stand cringe comedy, so she doesn't watch "The Office" w/ me, but she loves "Modern Family."

[neifile7]

DOLLINK! It is soooo wonderful to see you back! And I'm glad you got around to the memage!

1. Into every life a few hippos should fall. Also, this means some body of water for your menagerie. That can never be a bad thing. (I have a friend with a farmful of animals in Texas, but no natural bodies of water nearby. She is woe on this score.)
2. I have long suspected you of stealth food research. This is known as doubling your pleasure from every restaurant bill. Also, more fun than pulling random recipes from the internet.
3. SQUEEEEEE. Oh, do keep watching! Go taffi, the Netz are counting on your seducing blue to the light side!
4. Speedo trauma would definitely put one off indecorous pub(l)ic display. And imagination is often more satisfying than reality. :)
5. And this is something moar to look forward to! Your AUs and longfics augur well for it...

Congrats on the noms and the nommies. And good to hear that White Collar's growing on you.

[blue_fjords]

Hippos are amazing creatures! I heart them. And I would totally need a big body of water. And a paddleboat! Those are fun.

Thanks for asking me questions! Sorry it took me so long to answer them! I was sick for ages, and on vacation. It cut into my internet time quite a bit. But I am glad to be back! And going to do more writing this weekend. I am determined!

[alba17]

I was wondering what you were up to. Looking forward to your future TW projects. Jason Momoa is totally hot. I never heard of that book before. Yes, you must watch the rest of Being Human.

[blue_fjords]

It's my favorite fantasy series. It's really dark and there's political intrigue and a smattering of horror, romance, and more than a smattering of violence. The characters are awesomely realized.

And I will totally get caught up on BH soon!