Title: Excerpt from “An Exploration of Earthling Philosophers: George Michael”
Author: blue_fjords
Words: 1,300
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, OMC (Fred Fil), Owen, Tosh, Gwen
Disclaimer: I own nothing. That goes for both Torchwood and the oeuvre of George Michael.
Setting: series two, part of the continued
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HOW COULD YOU, FRED??!! XD
Seriously, that was hilarious!
Looking forwards to reading more of Fred's adventures!
(am I the only one making myself laugh by trying to imagine Toshiko's face when she translated this? XD)
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And I bet Tosh has a good time w/ these things! This is the third one; there'll be more from time to time.
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What a fun way to start the day :D Brilliantly cracky!
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Owen has decided that just b/c he can't get any, it doesn't mean he can't be the sex fairy for someone else.
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An Earthling agreed to achieve sex with me, so I fused our bodies together and yelled “Ianto!” when I achieved sex, but the Earthling did not look pleased.
HAHAHAHAHA!
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