Another Celebrity Phone Hacked! (NSFW)

[blue_aardvark]

I know people have different thoughts about whether reposting these latest celebrity hacked phone pics is appropriate or not--I myself see nothing wrong in it.

Comments

[meowmensteen]

Oh my, what big paws he has.

[blue_aardvark]

All the better to slap your bum with. ;)

[meowmensteen]

The problem is that I bruise easily. That would leave an interesting imprint, and knowing me, I would forget how I got the bruise, and look it up on Dr. Google. I'd spend the rest of the day thinking I had leukemia until I remembered how I got the bruise...true story.

[blue_aardvark]

Yes he is. (Clarence asked me to ask you for your phone number.)

[blue_aardvark]

Ha ha, I bet a percentage of the visitors were fooled!

[newmistakes]

For a second I had some doubts about whether that was Melanie Griffiths, but then I remembered she's had a lot of work done. That could well be here.

And what a big pussy!!

[blue_aardvark]

Melanie's mother was Tippi Hedren (of "Birds" fame). Tippi was a big cat lover, and had a herd of lions live in her house with her, her husband and children. She and her husband wanted to use the lions in a film, and eventually did ("Roar"). http://www.messynessychic.com/2012/02/22/oh-dont-mind-our-pet-lion/?PageSpeed=noscript

I have to find out what Melanie thought of sleeping with a lion!!! I can't imagine it.

(O, I don't know to whom you are referring by "pussy." If Melanie, fair play, I imagine that could be the case, and one human can inveigh the other. But, Jen, never use the P-word when describing a lion--that's as bad as describing a black person with the N-word. (I know you would never do that if you knew this. ;) ))

[newmistakes]

Definitely Melanie then, I would never intentionally disrespect a lion... out of fear as much as anything else :P

I had no idea that calling a lion a pussy was that bad though - I am suitably chastened. How do lions feel about being called kitties then?

[blue_aardvark]

You could get away with it, I think. Lions have an eye (and a tolerance) for the ladies.

[blue_aardvark]

Not sure what that means. Did you look at the pics--it's a joke.