My Fucktard Friend Clarence Sent Me a Nude Selfie (NSFW)

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[evoiiice9a]

Paint me like one of your french women.

[blue_aardvark]

lol (I had to look that phrase up--somehow I've managed to avoid that movie)

[evoiiice9a]

That is one of the smartest moves ever.

[blue_aardvark]

Yes! I mean, there's not even one car chase or gun fight in the whole thing! ;)

[blue_aardvark]

I know, right. But Clarence says he already has had several lionesses text him back.

[blue_aardvark]

I was shocked to see that Clarence is trimming down there too! He's such a metrosexual.

[pajulintunen]

mmm.. I'd love to pet that belly and crotches.. <3

[blue_aardvark]

Clarence will be happy to hear that (if you hear a far off roaring tonight it will be him). ;)

[newmistakes]

That's one exhibitionist pussy!

[blue_aardvark]

And, I'm asking this for Clarence's benefit, did he do a proper weed-wack of his nethers?

[newmistakes]

I'd look again so I can answer this, but I feel a bit awkward checking out your friend's nether bits in this kind of detail :P

[blue_aardvark]

I understand. Maybe you should him a nude nether selfie so he can get an idea of what he should shoot for.