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Chapter 24. Dude looks like a lady

Aug 20, 2010 12:59

Well, Genius and I are both old ladies now, so at least we're in good company.

He hasn't stopped screaming for, like, 10 minutes.

[Derrick is his mother, Martha Rodgers.]

event: body swap, +bell, hay guyz, i luff my man-twin, fail spamtwin ftw, i've seen my mom naked, +genius, ic, a good day to drink, +lyle (gene), +gai (youth), crazy hippie commune, it's hard to be so awesome, let me tell you spherenets

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cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 17:49:12 UTC

YOU WOULD BE SCREAMING TOO IF YOU TURNED INTO YOUR SHE-BOSS!!!!!

spandexisyouth August 20 2010, 22:00:52 UTC

You always look? I did not remember that part of the conversation.

cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 22:02:14 UTC

It was implied!

spandexisyouth August 20 2010, 22:05:41 UTC

So it was not just once? EVERY TIME you looked?

somebody has a headache cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 22:08:09 UTC

COULD WE PLEASE FOCUS ON THE TOPIC AT HAND!

I'm a chick, I know she's from my past and I talk like Fred! Derrick looks familiar! Promise is a dude!

Aww. spandexisyouth August 20 2010, 22:09:45 UTC

You talk like Fred? You are saying that you and Fred are from the same place? Or similar?

Derrick has been an old lady before. Is it the same one? And does Promise need clothes?

cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 22:14:11 UTC

We have the same accent to our speech. That's about it.

Same old lady. How would I know, ask her!

[pause. headrub. wow that came out harsher than he intended.]

Probably. She probably does.

spandexisyouth August 20 2010, 22:16:16 UTC

Oh. An accent could imply similar places though!

I have written on Promise's journal entry. She has not written back yet, so I will have to wait to see if she does or not. Is she still her-size? Because I am sure that Lotus has some extra things that we can loan.

cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 22:29:39 UTC

Are you saying Catherine is an alien?

Huh? Oh. Right I think she's actually closer to my height so she could just borrow my stuff. I didn't....think about it.

[ow. head.]

spandexisyouth August 20 2010, 22:33:17 UTC

Why not? Or she and you could be from the world the aliens visited!

There we go! Then Promise is taken care of! I have not seen Lotus yet today so I do not know if he is changed or not, but I am not and Bell is not, so if you need help you do not have to look for new people.

cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 23:13:10 UTC

That's...a very good point.

Well aren't you lucky.

[...the hell? Somebody is staring at his own pen but he leaves off correcting himself this time]

spandexisyouth August 20 2010, 23:16:23 UTC

Maybe you and Fred have people in common!

Yes. I think it is about time that I was lucky. I have dealt with almost every thing every time it has happened since I arrived here.

cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 23:42:00 UTC

Perhaps the same country of origin.

So what it was my turn? Lovely.

spandexisyouth August 20 2010, 23:45:42 UTC

Maybe! You should see what bits you can remember! Like red grass or silver trees! Or chess games!

Maybe it means that the next time something hits people you will not be hit. Look on the bright side!

cruella_dewitt August 21 2010, 02:35:33 UTC

I'm pretty sure there was no red grass or silver trees. We've already discussed chess. I don't know what else we have to talk about.

Youth. I'm a woman and I have a raging headache. There is no bright side right now.

spandexisyouth August 21 2010, 02:39:58 UTC

Maybe that was a different world she visited then! You can try! It does not hurt to try!

Have you taken anything for the headache? And I am sure that women do not see being a woman as being a bad thing. It cannot be nice to see it that way even if you are normally male.

But! There is always a bright side. Sometimes you just have to dig for it.

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