Chapter 24. Dude looks like a lady

Aug 20, 2010 12:59

Well, Genius and I are both old ladies now, so at least we're in good company.

He hasn't stopped screaming for, like, 10 minutes.

[Derrick is his mother, Martha Rodgers.]

event: body swap, +bell, hay guyz, i luff my man-twin, fail spamtwin ftw, i've seen my mom naked, +genius, ic, a good day to drink, +lyle (gene), +gai (youth), crazy hippie commune, it's hard to be so awesome, let me tell you spherenets

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cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 17:49:12 UTC
YOU WOULD BE SCREAMING TOO IF YOU TURNED INTO YOUR SHE-BOSS!!!!!

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live_ringer August 20 2010, 21:04:14 UTC
I'm still not the one that brought up Boss.

Okay... but that's going to be very uncomfortable when you're waiting to dry off.

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inappropriate icon is inappropriate cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 21:08:44 UTC
Boss is a common noun, it's not my fault most of us pick nouns and adjectives as names!

Better than the alternative? Look at it this way, it takes care of laundry at the same time!!

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Sexy~ live_ringer August 20 2010, 21:21:29 UTC
Uhuh.

I'm not sure if I'm impressed by this determination to take the most unconventional route around embarrassment or what. You could always just not look down in the shower.

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cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 21:27:07 UTC
Didn't I go over this with Youth? I ALWAYS LOOK! I CAN'T NOT LOOK! It's like saying "Oh hey Genius, I have something shiny BUT YOU CAN'T LOOK AT IT!" Of course I'll look! Human nature!!

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live_ringer August 20 2010, 21:33:26 UTC
You could use a blindfold?

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Genius: cause you're good looking you must have a blindfold cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 22:06:31 UTC
...Do you have one I could borrow?

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*snerk* live_ringer August 20 2010, 22:10:44 UTC
I don't have a blindfold per se. But I'm sure I've got something that can be fashioned into one.

Or I could just ask Bell. I wouldn't be surprised if he has something ready made on hand.

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*keywords* cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 22:11:47 UTC
That could work.

I am not touching anything Bell owns.

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live_ringer August 20 2010, 22:14:37 UTC
Alright, then. I knew keeping that t-shirt with the hole in it would come in handy.

I'm sure he'd be heartbroken to hear it.

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and now i just hear that in Adelle's deadpan cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 22:28:10 UTC
...Do I dare ask why you have a shirt with a hole in it?

I'm sure.

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Excellent~ live_ringer August 20 2010, 22:35:59 UTC
I work in the Scavenger's Yard. Sometimes things get snagged.

I'm guessing you're at home?

((ooc:Do we want to handwave this or do a log for lol bodyswap interaction?))

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cruella_dewitt August 20 2010, 23:40:56 UTC
Oh. Right.

[He's really bothered by how spacy he's being but figures he's just stressed on top of a bad headache]

I should be getting ready for work. I guess I'm just going the way I am?

[ooc: Because I'm going to log with him tomorrow re: the withdrawal (and it's starting right now) I'm gonna go with handwave. If that's cool?]

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live_ringer August 20 2010, 23:47:30 UTC
I guess so. I'll drop the thing off by yours and Derrick's place. If you're already off at work, I'm sure someone will be there to take it.

...Though they probably wouldn't recognize me. Let Derrick know that if a blond man with burn scars shows up, it's not some loon, it's just me.

((ooc: Sounds good to me! o/))

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cruella_dewitt August 21 2010, 02:34:12 UTC
Thanks name-twin, you're the bets. [he stares at that for a sec> BEST.

Right. Derrick looks like an old woman with short hair, Promise is the only dude in the house. I'm the woman with long hair, accent like Fred's if we meet up.

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live_ringer August 21 2010, 02:45:21 UTC
I'll keep it in mind. Should be interesting, whoever I run into.

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