Chapter 13. Every time I tried to tell you, the words just came out wrong

[bloody_pens]

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[enchainement]

Name name name?

[bloody_pens]

Derrick

[enchainement]

Pénghoú wore your scarf! The man-twin.

[ occ: Pénghoú has become her nickname for Genius, much to his dismay. ]

[bloody_pens]

Ah, stole it mean scarf again?

[Oh, he stole my scarf again?]

[man_genius]

[BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER]

[bloody_pens]

[He haet it so much, visualizations of the double of the amount of the man. HAET.]

[man_genius]

[He's laughed so hard he's on the floor now, rolling. THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE DERRICK.]

[bloody_pens]

[YOU ARE MAKING HIM POUT. SEE THE POUTYFAEC? POUT POUT POUT]

...this is amazingly coherent for Babelfish

[blindedmewith]

There are children reading these newspapers, Mr. Derrick. You should pay attention what you write. Or perhaps take a nap.

[bloody_pens]

I' M., the TESTS not to swear not exactly! Right of perpetual ownership!

[I'm not even TRYING to swear! I swear!]

[blindedmewith]

Well, you are that l' writing!

[bloody_pens]

I' m., of that goes, to go technical of exact with a pole, until it is not closed for the ascent.

[I'm going to go poke Genius with a stick until he shuts up.]

[burntorangesky]

Derrick, what in Rassilon's name is going on? I cannot understand anything you have written.

[bloody_pens]

I require that I know! Technique continues the manufacturing of the recovery of me! Provoke it on, in order to stop!

[I wish I knew!

Genius keeps making fun of me! Make him stop!]

[burntorangesky]

[...this is worse than talking with Qi. At least she makes sense, half of the time.]

So you think that if you continue writing in jibberish, this will go away? I am not entirely certain it works like that, Derrick.

[bloody_pens]

auuuuuuugh

[live_ringer]

[Laughing almost as hard as Genius, most likely.]

You sound like you woke up with a bad case of Tourette's.

[bloody_pens]

If it is continued, laughter of my misfortune. I have the necessity of a drink takes.

[Go on, laugh at my misfortune.

I need a damn drink.]

[live_ringer]

[He reads that as, "If this keeps on, I'll just have to laugh it off." He got the part about the drink, at least.]

Luckily, there's no shortage of things to drink, but I think Smoke would take offense if you just took 'em.

[Yeah, being intentionally obtuse about that last bit.]

[bloody_pens]

With acknowledgment I am the disgusting rich person. They never worry themselves.

....

[Thankfully I am filthy rich. Never worry.]