Comments | bloody_bottle: Stewie Griffin, here.

bloody_bottle

Stewie Griffin, here.

Mar 15, 2005 15:08

I met the most delightful woman last night. She's so gorgeous and evil. She's the love of my life, I'm sure of it. She even marked me so no other vampires would try to kill me. We're going to dance on the grave of the world one day ( Read more... )

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Captain Jack Sparrow, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 20:17:42 UTC

*flings pickle juice at Stewie*

Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 20:18:28 UTC

*flings a chinese throwing star at Jack*

Re: Stewie Griffin, here. periazhad March 15 2005, 20:23:52 UTC

your weapon is much better than his, I just thought you should know.

Re: Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 20:29:25 UTC

*happy wink* That's what I thought.

periazhad March 15 2005, 20:23:37 UTC

who is this nice girl?

Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 20:29:06 UTC

Auntie Drusilla! She's a vampire, and she's heaven.

Re: Stewie Griffin, here. periazhad March 15 2005, 20:30:24 UTC

Drusilla? oh gods

Re: Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 20:31:38 UTC

She's a goddess and I adore her.

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serialxoxlover March 15 2005, 21:13:28 UTC

Are you coming to our party?

Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 21:22:50 UTC

No, I don't think I'm old enough. But Auntie Dru said she'd bring me back a prizey. *coos and giggles*

Re: Stewie Griffin, here. serialxoxlover March 16 2005, 05:16:43 UTC

Somehow it's more creepy when you do that then when you're just evil.

Re: Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 16 2005, 05:21:03 UTC

I almost never make that noise. Auntie Dru brings it out of me. *bounces happily*

indiglowing March 16 2005, 03:50:43 UTC

Just when I think somebody's won the 'Weirdest Relationship' prize around here, someone springs up and proves me wrong...

Er, glad you've found someone you can relate to, Stewie.

Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 16 2005, 05:21:42 UTC

She is heaven and I adore her for all eternity. "Relate" hardly begins to cover it...

Re: Stewie Griffin, here. indiglowing March 16 2005, 07:00:43 UTC

Then I'm glad you've found someone who can help you slaughter the unwashed masses and possibly be your girlfriend on top of it even though you call her 'Auntie' and you currently have the body of an infant and I think I've just squicked myself.

Yeah, hence why I was vague. *grin* Er, either way. Congratulations.

Jack could I borrow you for a minute? leela1 March 16 2005, 06:00:02 UTC

That does it. Jack, would you please go talk to Jimmy! You guys kiss and he's swearing that you're dying of unrequited love for him or something. Sheesh. (my lj) Look, I don't care what you do - in fact, I think I enjoy watching you..but he's just being annoying. And I'm just being bitchy. Never mind. I'll shut up now and go kick a clone or something. Say, you got any silver lying around? hehehehehehe Don't worry, I'll handle it - and him.