Stewie Griffin, here.

Mar 15, 2005 15:08

I met the most delightful woman last night. She's so gorgeous and evil. She's the love of my life, I'm sure of it. She even marked me so no other vampires would try to kill me. We're going to dance on the grave of the world one day ( Read more... )

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periazhad March 15 2005, 20:23:37 UTC
who is this nice girl?

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Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 20:29:06 UTC
Auntie Drusilla! She's a vampire, and she's heaven.

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. periazhad March 15 2005, 20:30:24 UTC
Drusilla? oh gods

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 20:31:38 UTC
She's a goddess and I adore her.

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. periazhad March 15 2005, 20:32:47 UTC
uh oh....I mean, that's nice for you....

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 20:34:04 UTC
Isn't it? *bounces gleefully*

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. periazhad March 15 2005, 20:35:31 UTC
*debates backing away* I'm sure you two will be very happy...

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 20:38:26 UTC
*waves his hand dismissively at your obvious fear*

She's not going to hurt you. Although, if she invites you to a party in the next couple days, try to find a way to politely decline.

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. periazhad March 15 2005, 20:41:54 UTC
are you sure of that?

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 20:44:22 UTC
Sure that she's not going to hurt you? No, not really. If you're worried, tell her you're my friend. Unless that makes her want to kill you more, it'll help...

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. periazhad March 15 2005, 20:56:05 UTC
great. y'know, that's not very comforting.

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 20:59:30 UTC
Oh just steer clear of her. You'll be fine. *wink*

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. periazhad March 15 2005, 21:00:08 UTC
I suppose

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 21:02:04 UTC
*lights a cigarette and offers you one*

Something wrong, Peri?

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. periazhad March 15 2005, 21:03:59 UTC
*refuses the cigarette* thanks, but I don't smoke. and neither should you, come to think of it.

just the usual. friend trouble and drama and all.

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Re: Stewie Griffin, here. bloody_bottle March 15 2005, 21:05:48 UTC
*takes a drag* Yes, it's a filthy habit. Believe me, I know.

Anything you'd like to talk about?

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