Professor McGonagall can kiss my beautifully toned ass.

It's really none of her fucking business what I get up to in her classroom after hours, is it? And now, before I get the whole 'oh my god Zabini that's disgusting' crap from Parkinson, it is not what you're thinking, you deliciously kinky whore. I already got that whole treatment from that ( Read more... )

I wish this fucking house would shut the fuck up.

All I hear, every 15 minutes, is screaming, crying, yelling about some shit that doesn't even fucking matter. I mean, seriously. If that stupid little Jasmine thinks that getting fucked over by Elias Mitchells is the worse thing that'll happen to her, then she just isn't paying attention.

When did the ( Read more... )

Mum's getting married again.

Now I haven't really gave a fuck about what and who Mum does since I was 12 but this guy...

Let's just say I don't like him. He said something to me the other night. Something he probably considered to be 'fatherly' or some shit but I've been without a father for 16 fucking years and I don't need some dickhead coming in ( Read more... )

So all that's been on this LiveJournal thing is what everyone's doing this summer and future wise and all that shit. Personally, I don't really give a fuck that Granger's in Germany, except for the neat little bit of alliteration.

But what I do care about is getting owls from Crabbe and Goyle asking where Draco is. And Nott wants to know why he's ( Read more... )

Going through my comments I noticed a few things.

1. Edgecombe is the master of witty repartee (once again, Edgecombe that's sarcasm).

2. Pansy knows a little too much about me than she should.

3. Draco's not even Draco anymore. Is it the gay thing? Or Potter? That's right. I heard all about it. I don't really care abut your sexuality, Draco but... ( Read more... )

So Draco's a pansy and he's run off with his girlfriends (one by the name of Pansy, how ironic).

True.

Can't really say I'm surprised. He's hit on me before. Pansy and Daphne didn't believe it then, of course. Not precious Draco.

So I see that even more of you have joined this thing. More Weasleys, more Gryffindors, more everything. And what's more,  ( Read more... )