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Start off by defecating in an empty Nike shoebox. While it's still fresh, start masturbating. Jerking off to specific subject matter is a crucial part of the fertilization process so (unless you normally have this stuff lying around) be sure to have appropriate materials ready ahead of time: amateur bondage porn, matte-finished floral patterns, ( Read more... )

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On the wall above a urinal:
"Bush  Your Mom is responsible for 9/11"

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/01/now_thats_what_.html

The situation of a man in the midst of a crowd.

A person while awake in the business of life.

if i were to suddenly swerve my car ver into the opposite lane of traffic to meet a random car head on in a deadly collision would you be the one i feel a slight repulsion when i look out into a body of traffic during my morning commute and it suddenly occurs to me that inside each vehicle is another life that i am just a dot connected to the rest ( Read more... )

after eight tense minutes with the car kept running, she came back out of the store with the red hooded sweat jacket now draped over the basket of the shopping cart. she looked obvious to jon, shivering from the cold or withdrawal, either one very New England in the winter. Obvious and suspicious, a butterfly tattoo on her exposed shoulder, an ( Read more... )

I was driving around the rural police state of the Kingston country side in search of the ominous Amon Duul house of worship ( Read more... )