HAHA. I can pinch people!

PINCH.

PINCH.

PINCH.

OH MAN. THERE'S THIS UGLY BIRD ON THE SHIP. Maybe we should cook 'em and eat 'em. And cook 'em! But it's strange cuz I swear I saw those legs before. Hmmmmmmmm.

I like the bunny people. :D

I'M A CRAB! I'M LIKE REALLY SMALL AND STUFF. NOT TOO SMALL BUT I HAVE THE BODY OF A CRAB AND ONLY MY HEAD STICKS OUT AND IT'S REALLY COOL! I can pinch people in the knees! But I popped my ball ._.

OH MAN OH MAN!

THAT CRAZY DOCTOR MAN.

HE'S SUCH A LOON!

I actually peeked in the lab one day to see what the heck he does in there.

It's kinda creepy. ._.

I dropped my blitzball in SHOCK.

HEY. DAD DOC. 8D

SINCE YOU'RE PROLLY STILL BEHIND THE DOOR, I'LL WRITE IN ALL CAPS SO YOU CAN HEAR ME. IF YOU'RE GOING OUT, I'LL MAKE SURE NO ONE GETS IN YOUR LAB FOR YOU CUZ I SAID SO OKAY?! NO ONE WILL STEAL STUFFLIES FROM YA AGAIN! :D

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Heeeeey, everybody on the Phoenix!

Blitzball extraordinaire here! I accidentally hit my head against a crate of grog and somehow, I ended up here! Well, I was going to be a pirate anyway so I wanna join you guys! I hope you guys don't mind! I'm friendly. :x

Hey, there's this kidnapped guy on our boat! He spat on me. Ewwwwwww. >_< GRR. ( Read more... )

TELL TIDUS WHATCHOO THINK OF HIM. 8D

You know teh drill. ^^ He'll reply back.