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[blindedmewith]

I just want to point out that the tree does very weird things sometimes, and we know it does, so people should be more understanding and not stare when it does something like put someone in a very, very short skirt!

I like the red. But I can't sit down.

[Yep. Someone's been fanserviced into Lt. Uhura.]

Also, does anyone know what a phaser is?

Comments

[weaver_girl]

I'd recommend accessorising with a longer coat if I thought it did any good? Though it is awfully warm for an overcoat. Tie something over it?

And if anyone ogles you, they had better stop, or I'll kick them in the ankles!

[blindedmewith]

There's my lab coat, but I don't usually wear it buttoned up.

I don't think you should stop at the ankles!

[weaver_girl]

Will it stay on if you button it up? People have been having bad luck trying to cover up, I think.

Oh, no. If they don't stop, the next step is to get Axel to light their shirts on fire.

[blindedmewith]

Hold on, let me try.

[A minute later.]

No.

Do you think he'd really do that? That's so sweet.

[proudambassador]

You cannot sit down at all, my dear girl? Or is it modesty concerns? You could drape something over your legs when you sit, hm?

But as to your question, no, I do not know what a phaser is.

[blindedmewith]

I could, but it's very hot out! Besides, I shouldn't have to.

[proudambassador]

Then do not, and take pride in what you were born with, hm?

[notamelonfucker]

Phasers are like laser guns. They're from science fiction. I'd say that they're not real, but some people here are from space, so they might actually be real.

[blindedmewith]

This one came with my outfit, but it has to be fake. It's all plastic and just makes a buzzing noise when I press the button. Plus, it has "PHASER" written on it, and I think people using real ones would know what they are! But I was curious about what it's supposed to do.

[notamelonfucker]

Oh, so it's a toy. It sounds like you're in a Halloween costume.