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[blindedmewith]

I just want to point out that the tree does very weird things sometimes, and we know it does, so people should be more understanding and not stare when it does something like put someone in a very, very short skirt!

I like the red. But I can't sit down.

[Yep. Someone's been fanserviced into Lt. Uhura.]

Also, does anyone know what a phaser is?

Comments

[weaver_girl]

I'd recommend accessorising with a longer coat if I thought it did any good? Though it is awfully warm for an overcoat. Tie something over it?

And if anyone ogles you, they had better stop, or I'll kick them in the ankles!

[blindedmewith]

There's my lab coat, but I don't usually wear it buttoned up.

I don't think you should stop at the ankles!

[weaver_girl]

Will it stay on if you button it up? People have been having bad luck trying to cover up, I think.

Oh, no. If they don't stop, the next step is to get Axel to light their shirts on fire.

[blindedmewith]

Hold on, let me try.

[A minute later.]

No.

Do you think he'd really do that? That's so sweet.

[weaver_girl]

If someone was--um, making inappropriate eyes at you? Of course he would. Though he'd probably deny it if you asked. You know how he is.

[blindedmewith]

That's really silly of him, isn't it? It's okay for him to show he cares! I mean, I care about him! I would absolutely use anyone who was mean to him as an experiment subject!

/if character is incoherent it's due to player dying of laughter

[weaver_girl]

I think it's a bit complicated. Axel and emotions, I mean. You have to understand.

An experiment subject? That should keep them in line! Any would-be bullies, that is.

She doesn't actually do mad science experiments, but Axel is convinced she does. ROLL WITH IT.

[blindedmewith]

I think I do. Axel's a very special case.

That's right! I'm not sure what sort of experiment, but for his sake, I could come up with one!

[weaver_girl]

It would have to be something a little mad science-y, to teach them a lesson. But not too much, because you're actually a good scientist.

[blindedmewith]

Do you think someone could be good and mad?

[weaver_girl]

They say madness and genius are really just sides of the same coin, right? So if they used their insanely inventive inventions to do good, I suppose so!