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[browning_baby]

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I need something, Anita.

[browning_baby]

Did I say anything negative?

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You didn't say anything at all. I can't see your icons, remember? I just assumed you were giving me the look. That's usually what a woman's silence means. That or she's wondering if I just farted. I didn't.

[evilsincebirth]

CIA?

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Central Intelligence Agency.
That was my job in my world.

[evilsincebirth]

I see. Hmmm. That sounds like a dangerous job.

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Terribly. Left me with big holes in my face.
But now I'm ready to take up responsibility again and start my new career! Vote for Sands!

[writinurlyrics]

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Vote for Sands!
Jesus loves you.

[writinurlyrics]

Who is this Jesus fellow?

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Some hippie. That's not important.
Vote for me.

[not_an_amateur]

I apologize but the CIA is well known for its incompetence.

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Maybe in your world.
Here, honey lump, I've got something for you right here...

[not_an_amateur]

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Vote for me!

[ginironosora]

What's a CIA agent?

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Central Intelligence Agency

[ginironosora]

So it's kinda like the government dogs from my world, only possibly more efficient. Nice.

But don't you think being blind will make it hard for you to run a tight ship?

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I'm trained to get the job done. I don't feel it will be a problem.
I've met fat sacks of shit what slept with all the doors open and still managed to keep at least half the prisoners fed and in jail.
I'm sure I'll make up for my little handicap.