You didn't say anything at all. I can't see your icons, remember? I just assumed you were giving me the look. That's usually what a woman's silence means. That or she's wondering if I just farted. I didn't.
Thinking about voting for me or wondering about other things? My hair color is real and that's not a roll of quarters in my pocket. But I have to admit, the facial hair is drawn on. You caught me.
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I wasn't giving you the look. I promise. I'm thinking, which is a dangerous thing.
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My hair color is real and that's not a roll of quarters in my pocket.
But I have to admit, the facial hair is drawn on. You caught me.
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It isn't? Dimes, then?
Figured it was. The lines are crooked.
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A seacamp.
I can only do so much.
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Uh-huh.
Have the pirate do them for you?
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Seriously
Drunk.
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You have a permit for that?
Right now, or in general?
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Yes.
Both.
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Ah.
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It's his default setting.
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You'd think it would be 'on'.
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No, he's still drunk when he's slipped into a coma/sleep/ passed out and technically in 'off' mode.
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