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[browning_baby]

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I need something, Anita.

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Did I say anything negative?

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You didn't say anything at all. I can't see your icons, remember? I just assumed you were giving me the look. That's usually what a woman's silence means. That or she's wondering if I just farted. I didn't.

[browning_baby]

I don't really want to know if you did or not.

I wasn't giving you the look. I promise. I'm thinking, which is a dangerous thing.

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Thinking about voting for me or wondering about other things?
My hair color is real and that's not a roll of quarters in my pocket.
But I have to admit, the facial hair is drawn on. You caught me.

[browning_baby]

Thinking about several things, actually. Voting is just one thing on my mind.

It isn't? Dimes, then?

Figured it was. The lines are crooked.

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What else?

A seacamp.

I can only do so much.

[browning_baby]

Full moon in a few days, for one. Rapist angel second. Thinking I'm getting out of shape. Things like that.

Uh-huh.

Have the pirate do them for you?

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Stop being furry and Ew. That's not very kosher.

Seriously

Drunk.

[browning_baby]

Kinda hard to once a month, and no, it's not. He needs to be put down like the animal he is.

You have a permit for that?

Right now, or in general?

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Press charges. That seems to be the thing to do lately.

Yes.

Both.

[browning_baby]

He's not somewhere where we can get to him to do that.

Ah.

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Where is he?

It's his default setting.

[browning_baby]

He's on a heavily protected island. Problem is, the rapes were last time he was here.

You'd think it would be 'on'.

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So set a trap. Have someone tie you to a pole in a slinky dress, King Kong style.

No, he's still drunk when he's slipped into a coma/sleep/ passed out and technically in 'off' mode.