this takes the cake

[bleurant]

btw great show last night

and yet

the latest rumor about me is...get this

I am an undercover narcotics detective.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Even if it was true.

No one would believe it.

Gotta love the rumor mill in this town.

Ask me about it sometime.

Of course, if I tell you the truth,
I'll have to kill you.

gb

Comments

[nathew]

rumor has it you've had goat sex in the mountains of pakistan.

4th grade sucka

[bleurant]

see, now my fourth grade teacher was a retired missionary to
pakistan. never mentioned goats. but I have a friend who lives in chicago now that hails from lowel. she knows goats, baby. we made a film once at a hojo which involved forcing some lucky pig's head into a toilet over and over and a motel wet dream involving a lucky, lucky banana. c'mon man, doesn't have to be on the other side of the planet to be exotic. mmm.

[bastardinlove]

If I kill you, I'll have to tell you the truth.

and yet

[bleurant]

wouldn't it be more fun to just beat it out of me?