this takes the cake

[bleurant]

btw great show last night

and yet

the latest rumor about me is...get this

I am an undercover narcotics detective.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Even if it was true.

No one would believe it.

Gotta love the rumor mill in this town.

Ask me about it sometime.

Of course, if I tell you the truth,
I'll have to kill you.

gb