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May 05, 2011 01:44

[Oh, dear. Remember all that talk about him being cheerful? Biff just found out Judas was here.

He sounds extremely upset, and is turning to the only person who knows who he is: Bruce Wayne. The fact that there aren't any privacy filters would be a good indication of his state of mind.]

Bruce! Bruce, he was here!

[There is a jumble of Aramaic ( Read more... )

bruce wayne, so that's where my monotheism was hiding, joshua, judas iscariot

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blesseddumbfuck May 5 2011, 00:01:47 UTC
Who are you to tell me what he was? I do not know him from scripture!

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blesseddumbfuck May 5 2011, 00:15:19 UTC
I was -

[Screeching halt, because somewhere in his pea brain, he knows he shouldn't be announcing that.]

Not from scripture.

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persephonepearl May 4 2011, 23:59:44 UTC
Levi-Biff, what is happening? Who betrayed Joshua?

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blesseddumbfuck May 5 2011, 00:04:03 UTC
Judas, Persephone! It was Judas, and the Admiral brought him here to be redeemed!

This is a joke!

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persephonepearl May 5 2011, 00:06:25 UTC
Judas was a whiny little man who sang all the time. How do you know him? Why do you care?

...Is my redemption a joke as well?

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blesseddumbfuck May 5 2011, 00:07:50 UTC
Your redemption is not a joke, but you did not murder the Messiah.

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stopthat_destro May 5 2011, 00:07:22 UTC
Judas? He was an idiot, and he certainly didn't deserve rehabilitation, and yet the wardens loved to coddle him and wipe away his tears. [Snort.] You know, he even found 'love' here, but... considering who we're talking about, it didn't end well.

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blesseddumbfuck May 5 2011, 00:09:05 UTC
I know how he acted. You do not need to tell me.

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stopthat_destro May 5 2011, 00:56:24 UTC
Oh, so you knew about him playing the 'whore'? Or trying to, at any rate. News must travel far. [Errrgh so sorry for the tasteless tag; it's Rex playing crazy games with Iago.]

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blesseddumbfuck May 5 2011, 01:01:24 UTC
What do you mean, played the whore? Do not talk about Maggie that way! She was no whore!

[Misinterpretation for the win!]

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inhumandog May 5 2011, 00:13:32 UTC
The answer to your question is 'a little more than a year.'

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blesseddumbfuck May 5 2011, 00:14:18 UTC
Is that the price of Joshua's blood? One year?

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inhumandog May 5 2011, 00:24:16 UTC
Aboard this place? Yes.

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blesseddumbfuck May 5 2011, 00:45:08 UTC
I do not know what to say to that.

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takencareofyou May 5 2011, 00:29:44 UTC
...you okay man?

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blesseddumbfuck May 5 2011, 00:34:34 UTC
No, I am not okay.

Thank you for asking.

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takencareofyou May 5 2011, 00:49:04 UTC
....can I ask what's up?

[you are loud bro.]

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blesseddumbfuck May 5 2011, 00:50:17 UTC
It is a very long story and I should not tell it here.

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