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[musketsandtea]

THE (altered) CUPCAKE MEME

For some inexplicable reason, there are cupcakes. Cupcakes everywhere. Maybe a bakery is having a sale. Maybe someone went a little nutty with the EasyBake oven. Whatever the reason, there is now a freaking metric ton of cupcakes. Too bad they're not exactly normal cupcakes.

[RULES]
 

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Allen || D.Gray-Man AU

[selfdeluded]

[....You know, this whole thing seems suspiciously familiar.]

[tempersword]

[Didn't we have a morning after thread like this?]

[besomeothername]

[They most certainly did. And Lavi certainly won't complain about Round 2 probably.]

gkfjhda 1

[selfdeluded]

[Raising an eyebrow at both of them, though he's glowering at Yupunzel a bit more than he probably should. Picking up one of the red cupcakes and examining the hearts on it.]

Why do you think there are so many of these things?

6 FFFFFFFFFFFFF

[tempersword]

Probably for nothing good. [Checking out the purple one, though she has no intention of eating it.]

2 : /

[besomeothername]

Always so pessimistic, you two.

[Eying the orange cupcakes, of course. But first things first]

[Picks up a little of the purple frosting off of Yuu's cupcake and dabs her on the nose with it]

kgfjhdkajh terrible

[selfdeluded]

Not without reason. [He's agreeing with Yupunzel THE WORLD MUST BE ENDING. But he smirks slightly at the purple frosting on her nose, and takes a bite of the cupcake, making a face.] I think these hearts are cardboard... [bleh.]

[tempersword]

[Huffs and reaches to wipe it off her nose with her sleeve. Sweets, ew.]

[besomeothername]

[Is already half done with his cupcake at this point]

Really? I mean, their not Jerry's cupcakes or Lenalee's cake, but I wouldn't call them cardboard.

[Omnomnom. Soon the rest of it will be gone]

[selfdeluded]

The cupcake isn't really so bad... [Taking another bite, and chewing thoughtfully.] Just the hearts on top. I think they might be stale. [Taking another bite, and then a third, and-- oh, that didn't last long at all. Dude, that thing was addictive.]

[tempersword]

They're probably still sweet. [Wrinkles her nose. Does not want to eat hers.]

[besomeothername]

[Taking her cupcake in one hand and catching Yuu's chin with the other, turning her head towards him. Slow smirk as he moves the cupcake right in front of her nose]

Now you won't know until you try. C'mon, you already picked it out.

[selfdeluded]

[Leaning back against the table, and just... watching Lavi. That. That seems awfully odd of him, doesn't it? And it felt annoyingly warm all of a sudden.

Allen runs a hand through his hair and tugs at his scarf, scowling at Yupunzel. ...He can't recall ever having to work to keep his eyes from falling to her hips before.] How sweet can something purple be?

[tempersword]

Sweet enough. And I don't like sweets. [Leans back slightly.]

[besomeothername]

[Tightening the grip on her chin and unfortunately, she won't get much of a chance to say any of those things. As soon as her mouth opens, Lavi crams as much of the cupcake into it as he can]

There, see~ Not so bad.

[selfdeluded]

H-hey, Lavi, isn't that... [A little harsh, is what he means to say, but the words don't really come out. Instead he wanders closer to the other two, rubbing the side of his head. Don't stare, don't stare, don't stare-- gdit he's staring.

Running a few of his fingers of Yupunzel's side experimentally, while the other hand comes up to tug at Lavi's coat. He lets out a laugh.] Don't think you should have done that... [Making Yupunzel eat a cupcake. this was starting to feel unnervingly similar to the chocolate tea.]