because we're all pervs at heart

[musketsandtea]

THE (altered) CUPCAKE MEME

For some inexplicable reason, there are cupcakes. Cupcakes everywhere. Maybe a bakery is having a sale. Maybe someone went a little nutty with the EasyBake oven. Whatever the reason, there is now a freaking metric ton of cupcakes. Too bad they're not exactly normal cupcakes.

[RULES]
 

• Post a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any particulars re: who can poke. In the comment, please note anything you're not okay with. If your character is below 15, feel free to age them up!
• Someone replies!
• On your next comment, RNG (min 1 max 8) for the cupcake your character receives. Your thread partner will do the same in their next comment.
• Enjoy! Effects are immediate on consumption.
• Got a major sweet tooth? Have another! Effects are stacked.

[RED FROSTING WITH HEARTS]
Number: 1
Effect: Lust
You don't care who it is, but you want them, and you want them ten seconds ago.

[ORANGE FROSTING WITH TIGER STRIPES]
Number: 2
Effect: Rough/Hatesex
Again, you don't really care who it is. But you want to pin them against the wall (or be pinned) and you want to literally fuck them raw.

[YELLOW FROSTING WITH PURPLE KEY]
Number: 3
Effect: Instant Dom
Oh Master~! You suddenly want to make this person submit to you.

[GREEN FROSTING WITH PINK AND BLUE SPRINKLES]
Number: 4
Effect: Genderswap
Well, look at that. It appears you've had a sex change! I hope you enjoy your new...hardware, ladies and gentlemen.

[BLACK FROSTING WITH SILVER GLITTER-SPRINKLES]
Number: 5
Effect: Instant Bondage
Well, I certainly hope you had no plans to go anywhere. You're now tied to whatever surface the mun desires, until you either get off or the mun decides to be nice. (Collars, gags, cuffs, whatever the muns want to use are fair game)

[PURPLE FROSTING WITH YELLOW CUFFS]
Number: 6
Effect: Instant Sub
You want to serve your master in any way possible. Any way.

[PINK FROSTING WITH PURPLE GLITTER AND STARS AND SAKURA PETALS]
Number: 7
Effect: Purple Prose
Not only does this one have the power to instantly undress you and your partner, you either feel angsty like a Sparklepire, romantic like a bodice-ripping hero, or sappy like a shojo love interest!

[PLAIN]
Number: 8
Effect: Grab Bag
What? It's a mystery. We're not giving you any clues as to what this cupcake does! (It's up to the muns, anyway)

"Borrowed" from sexhibitionists