It's been a long time.

And if that just ain't what makes you wanna destroy yourself.

I love love.
Happy valentines day.

"You're Mischa Barton in the Sixth Sense and she's the evil bitch mum"

Ahahahahah

Shhhh, shhhhh.

Don't cry. Nothing's gonna be alright.

"...and chopped up their bodies and fed them down the disposal, which took about 8 ( Read more... )

Well, that's one less present to buy this year.

Merry holiday of your choice, y'all.

If you were a magician, you'd have to perform all of your awe-inspiring works with one catch ( Read more... )

If anyone's got a big day out ticket they need taking off their hands, I'm placing my bid for two.

The good news is, I'm fucking fabulous.

xx y'all.

Good luck, kids.
See you all on monday hopefully answering UAI queries with a smile on your face.