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[blastiafreak]

[Genius mage is not impressed today. She's holding a book over her head, fortune cookies bouncing off of it every so often. The smashed pieces and charred paper sitting on a desk in front of her show that, yes, she opened one. However, there's something else she needs to address right now.]...About all that translation work I wanted done on my

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[citadelspirit]

What has turned back to normal?

They're fortune cookies. A human tradition on Earth, usually associated with East Asian countries. They contain slips of paper inside.

[blastiafreak]

My belongings. They were all messed up for a while.

That dumb statement was supposed to be a fortune? Are they usually dropped on people, or is that just the City's addition?

[citadelspirit]

From what I remember, they are usually served at the end of a meal, not thrown.

[swordmastering]

Undoubtedly something pointless.

[blastiafreak]

That much was obvious from the start.

[notflynn]

Dunno, but they taste all right.

[blastiafreak]

You tried them?

[notflynn]

Why not? Free food.

[blastiafreak]

Yeah, but they're not even that great.

[srslynotguy]

What did the message inside yours say?

[ n_n ]

[blastiafreak]

...You will share intimate space. I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.

[srslynotguy]

It doesn't seem so difficult to understand.

[blastiafreak]

I understand it just fine, but it's not like that's ever gonna happen! What a waste of perfectly good paper.

[voice] Finally caught up orz plz feel free to ignore but know he did see this

[whackaspirit]

[Have a dumbfounded Klarth staring at you, Rita, before you hear a deeeeeep sigh. Allllllllll that haaaaaaaaard woooooooooork....]

[video] ♥

[blastiafreak]

[Have a matching sigh. Oh, does she feel that pain.]

[video] ♥!!!

[whackaspirit]

Those deities, honestly. Well, I suppose it's done to say the least. Is everything there and accurate?

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[blastiafreak]

As far as I can tell, everything's completely back to normal. It's obvious they did that on purpose!