I'm not cursed today.

[Rita's hideously smug over this fact. Both because she gets to sit out while other people do ridiculous things, and...because of what day it is.]

You better remember to prove how good you are, Tyr!

[Not that she's excited to see his ice-cream-cake-making skills. Not at all! Okay, she totally is.]

[A surprised yelp, splintering wood, and at least a dozen candies in rainbow colours rolling across the floor greet the video.

Rita herself is sticking out of a hole in the wooden floor, her entire torso below her shoulders lost from view. Something small, pink, and blob-like scurries around in the background, but Rita ignores it in favour of ( Read more... )

I don't even need to ask who left that in the fridge. Seriously, I've never seen anything that gross in my life! Eat your own damn leftovers next time before I blast them! And there's no way I'm cleaning this up--

Wait, is that...My curse token?! How the hell did this thing...

...Ugh. I don't even want it anymore.

[Genius mage is not impressed today. She's holding a book over her head, fortune cookies bouncing off of it every so often. The smashed pieces and charred paper sitting on a desk in front of her show that, yes, she opened one. However, there's something else she needs to address right now.]...About all that translation work I wanted done on my ( Read more... )

Those..things yesterday--why the hell did the City let something like that loose? N-not that they were scary or anything. They weren't so tough against a few fireballs...I think we might need to replace a couple things in the house ( Read more... )

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