ATTENTION

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I'll be out for a little while. This curse isn't so bad, I guess, but...

Tyr, your outfit's stifling.

You're not even wearing the whole thing.

I left the pants behind. I can't just go around without some good airflow, you know.

[And Rita finally hangs up, presumably so the two of them can continue grumbling. Without an audience ( Read more... )

Unbelievable. I am not staying here with all these idiots and this--this dog!

I don't care what this useless thing says--there's no way this is happening. Any idiot knows there's no such thing as curses.

[ooc: Cursed with Feels Like the First Time. Not only is Rita missing her City memories, but she's also from very early canon for the curse ( ( Read more... )

[Rita is out and about in the City, though not quite herself. Rather than ignoring people on her way to wherever she's going, she's busy observing passersby in an almost predatory manner. Patience, though, is wearing thin, and she taps her foot in irritation. An appropriate test subject is needed soon ( Read more... )

[Why a stack of books doesn't make a good stepladder is demonstrated pretty well when the stack wobbles, Rita slips, and everything crashes to the floor. Several books go with her, and she mutters some choice words. Particularly when one falls right on her head ( Read more... )

Φ Called a friend a jerk → naughtyNICE
Φ At least five times → naughtyNICE
Φ Called people idiots → naughtyNICE
Φ Too many times to count → naughtyNICE
Φ Hit Karol → naughtyNICE
Φ At least ten times → naughtyNICE
Φ Hit Raven → ...nice
Φ Used artes in the house → naughtyNICE
Φ Repeatedly → naughtyNICE
Φ Destroyed a wall → naughtyNICE ( Read more... )

Okay, there's seriously too much junk around here. We don't need any of this stuff, so I'll sell it to anyone who asks.

["Junk" is pretty accurate. Rita's gathered a pile of mostly-useless items, from broken glassware to used post-it notes, a human skull and an old coin, and more. Some Most of it probably isn't even hers.]

Oh, this thing--

[At ( Read more... )

::malfunctioned private filter-->public::
[It's a gruesome scene: a person, shuddering uncontrollably and on the verge of death while hooked up to a strange machine. Rita hovers nearby and is lacking any kind of care for her failing and whimpering subject.]

Stop whining, already. It's not like the pain's going to stop. Ah-

[The blastia core she's ( Read more... )

[Have one Rita, crouching and speaking quietly for once. It doesn't do much to hide the very obvious slyness in her voice, though.]

Testing...All right, experimental log number one - testing eyesight, traction, water tolerance, and conductivity. Results to be observed and recorded. This is how a genius does things.

[ooc: hiatus wut Very much ( Read more... )

[Rita has apparently decided to troll or cosplay or something. There's no other reason she'd be wearing a pair of fake, fluffy cat ears...unless she's been cursed, which: yes indeed. Fetish fuel aside, she's acting perfectly normal!]...monitoring gauge to the pressure valve for the addition funnel, then for this part--refluxing, collection flask ( Read more... )