Curse the light carton!
Pitch coffee and high, dry grains.
No milk makes for sad.

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As I struggled with lifting a pan with "the hand formerly known as Dominant" today, I thought "Heh. I did always want to develop bilateral muscular symmetry. But not this way. And not briefly, awhile ago."

C'mon, stem-cell research!!! (frantically waves imaginary wagering stubs)

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Yellow can go fuck itself.

I was very very confused that there was a category of E-greeting card on Bluemountain of such a vitriolic nature.... my bewilderment lasted at least two seconds. I was a little slow that day.

(That is also the day I managed to get chipotle pepper puree in my eye. Go Team 'Me'.)


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When I have searched for something particularly trite[0], or personal[0], or prurient[0], I've been known to throw a word or phrase into Firefox's (upper-right corner)  search box  if I don't want the prevous search staring at me or at passers-by or at subsequent users .  I just pick a term at random to search.

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Apparently "goth" is a "type of trendy sex"
 www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28541939/
I hate you MSNBC, luring me with pictures of cute animals, then making me dumber for reading you.

So after last month's "warning shot over the bows" of President Elect Obama for intending to reverse President Bush's ban on federal funding of embryonic stem cell research, the Vatican today released a bioethics document condemning the research altogether. (The paper also said some other downright ig'nant stuff..) The Catholic church seems to be ( Read more... )

Me: "This is outrageous! Her conduct is unethical! Imma... imma gonna cut her heart out... with... with...."
Him: "A popsicle stick?"
Me: "Yes!"

Shiba Inu Puppy Cam to the rescue! My blood pressure begins to normalize.