So Wednesday night sucked balls. I was driving home and the snow was like "I'm not gonna let you turn the way you should, I'm gonna be a dick and make you slide" So i was like "Hey Mr. Curb, get the fuck outta my way because apparently I'm coming through" and the curb was like "fuck you dick, I'm not moving" and I replied "I guess I'll have to
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