And as the Astros/White Sox game heads into the 13th inning, I have come to this conclusion:

It's Aaron Neville's fault. It's because he made God Bless America so short. Everyone's over compensating.

On a separate note: Damn you Accounting.

__--{{Matt}}--__

Well well well...since my last update, I've been pretty darn good. I had exhausting days at work - the highlight of all the work was Friday. I woke up at my house at 7:45, thinking I had to be at work at 8. So I'm rushing like a banshee to work, then I get there, see the line out the door (OMG!) and clock in, start taking orders with my sunglasses ( Read more... )

A VISITOR'S GUIDE TO DALLAS, TX ( Read more... )

Hey there ( Read more... )

Dear Roommate ( Read more... )

Oh. My. God. I don't care if I am a "Pseudo-Yankee"...I only lived there for three months, none of which I remember because I just came out of my mother's stomach ( Read more... )

OMG HOCKEY IS ON...*sits and studies game intently ( Read more... )

A real update will follow tonight, as I'm off work today, but I realized I haven't updated my CD list ( Read more... )

Wow. A week and no update? What's up with me? Oh yeah, work. That and a lack of internet access for some reason on my already shifty computer - and I come to today. I was supposed to have a Statistics test, but it was cancelled due to copier eat-age. Yippee. With regards to the internet access, Ray, can you help me get back on your wireless network ( Read more... )

So there I am on the bus, and it's starting to fill up. I figure I'll do what I always do, I'll be a gentleman and offer my seat to a girl that has to stand. So that's what I do. Here's how it went:

"Hey, would you like to sit down?"
"NO! That's okay, I can stand!" <---said all proud like ( Read more... )