I'm not typically a fan of political attack ads no matter what their persuasion, but every once and awhile they become so ridiculous that they transcend sensationalist muck-racking and become brilliant entertainment pieces. Case in point: Barbie, the lead-headed slut.

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Sent at 11:48 AM on Tuesday
scrawf: how was the rest of your trip?

me: still on it right now
but the last few days of south africa were good
spent two days in joburg

scrawf: isn't this work now?

me: yeah, i guess.
everything outside of Beijing feels like vacation to me

scrawf: that's because you live in hell

- The peak of Mount Fuji from the window of a 747 ( Read more... )

3 day migraine, restless, 1am, beijing exodus, rummy, kelly monaco.

maybe I'm still reeling from TX-OU game. #@$asdf! awesome.

bccmobile: i'm gonna be a courier for XX's command center while he's here (next week)

d3nb3k3r: what does that involve?

bccmobile: most likely sitting in an armored car outside his hotel or in the secure area of the embassy waiting to take classified crap back and forth

bccmobile: so it's a bitch job, really

bccmobile: but i thought I might get to ( Read more... )

Concerned about the delay in my health improvement and wanting to pass my visa physical sooner, I emailed a friend who took the same physical last year. His response ( Read more... )

The grand opening of CLUB MUSIC 900 and O-Zone Production crew will present you with the one and only Botox (plastic)party held first time in Beijing ( Read more... )

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The students of the LBJ School of Public Affairs are pleased to invite you ( Read more... )

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3542391.stm

p.s. why doesn't xjournal post my links?