In England Smoky the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here ( Read more... )

I saw a midget motorcycle!!! Some guy is riding around on it in my parking lot... it's actually pretty annoying..

I'm off to work.. Kristie call me later!!!

How's everybody doin?? Drop me a line so I know you guys are alive!! And that you actually read this!

If you could do one out of the ordinary thing, what would it be?

I'd skip work and go ( Read more... )

Sooooooo.....

Here's my ear with the new earring....

( Clicky Clicky.... )

1st line's romantic.. 2nd line's classic ( Read more... )

Happy Valntine's Day.. or Happy Singles Awareness Day.. thank you Cristy :)

Feb. 14 - the day of love, passion, romance, and chocolate sales..

Red - the color of pain, anger, blood, and cherries..

Interesting..

Anywhooo.. enough of my grumpiness...

( This is for the Cookie.. )

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ

The P?? It's in the bathroom!!

I hope you enjoy crappy jokes..

<3

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A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road ( Read more... )

If there is one person you can't stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

So I got this off Yeye's LJ... sorry I took it but I loved it...

I'm always behind the scenes, never the star...

I'm always the friend, never the girl...

That is so0o0 something I can relate to...

Toodles.. Desi :P