The holidays are upon us, whippee doo. The time for good cheer, gift buying and family moments that you'll treasure. Lovely isn't it? Alas, some of us are not as lucky as those of you partaking in all this wonderfulness. Why are some of us not as lucky? One word, work ( Read more... )

What's this I hear about people in the fandom sending each other candy and pictures? All I have to say is, I've seen pictures of y'all and I don't want to be traumatized again. *shudders in fear* Besides, am I the only one who's noticed that the last thing the women in this fandom need are sweets...or processed sugar, or carbs of any kind? For ( Read more... )

Some of my nearest and dearest have complained that I am, shall we say, undecipherable. I know, I know, I have no idea what the hell they are talking about either, I mean, helleaux, how difficult could it be to understand moi ( Read more... )

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Aww, Strom Thurmond finally kicked the bucket, how sad...or not. Blah, blah, every life is precious, yeah, well since he already looked like a cadaver...

In even better news, now I can visit my family in Texas without fear of arrest, hmmm...shaping up to be a good Pride weekend after all.

Today I had what started off as a lovely day. The boss was impressed by my contribution at the meeting, I spent time with an old friend, and I finally found the perfect dress for the company event ( Read more... )

Had a friend complain that there are fewer slash stories being written about the SDB so I checked out shinyandnew to see if she was correct. Wow, judging from all the Chris slash I'm guessing that only ugly girls who can't get laid are writing.

Recently there has been an upswing in cryptic LJ posts. As the bandwagoner that I am I decided to show my "support" by joining my fellow sufferers...uh, LJers in their crypticness. Whether "crypticness" is a word does NOT matter to me. Helleaux, did I complain about the uncommon usage of "unpretty"? *reminiscing* Hmm...bad example ( Read more... )

...when his place is featured on MTV's Cribs of course;)

Seriously hoping this rumor is true. I'm assuming Trace will be our "tour guide". Here's hoping the ugly fuck is better at giving a tour than he is at bedazzling bandannas.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)ExtremeLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The ( Read more... )