Dear Jensen, Happy birthday. We wrote you a story. Never thought THAT would happen, huh? -Lid P.S. Good friends like tahirire are for blaming weird co-written stories on.
If you threw Aesop into a barrel of grapes with a narcotics-dependent spin monkey and an owl named Persephone and nailed the lid on, 500 years later this is, marginally, what you'd get.
Jensendude was so very obviously a stormtrooper in a previous life and marginally is still one...it depends how much peanut butter jelly needs rescuing that day.
When you're marginally coherent from having your head in a bucket all day, the last thing you want is a peanutbutterjellyminiphillycheesesteak with ketchup. HE SHOULD KNOW.
Neil G totally stole that with marginally invisible credit to the late great D H Lawrence, dontchaknow.
I need a CANADIA icon now... *ponders the greatness of Batman on a bouncy ball that I've had for a long time and is suddenly marginally more relevant than before*
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DAT IZ SO WRONG!!!
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*Laughs*
*Can't stop laughing*
*Busts three ribs, punctures a hole in lung and becomes invisible when laughing*
*Dies*
*Someone steps on my face in the morning, but I on't care because I am ded of Teh Funny*
*Throws a Storm Trooper at you*
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That was awesome :P
*ps* LOVE the Stormtrooper!
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*Blames hubby for this comment*
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*SNERKS*
Just goes to show you, I guess.
*pets Russell and his muskrat love*
Happy Birthday, Jensen!!
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I need a CANADIA icon now... *ponders the greatness of Batman on a bouncy ball that I've had for a long time and is suddenly marginally more relevant than before*
LONG LIVE MUSKRAT LOVE!!!
AND ALSO SIR MIX A LOT. SIR.
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