Writer's Block: Deal or No Deal

[blackiestark]

Howie, the Banker's not gonna crush my spirit! I know I have the million! NO DEAL!

...oh, sorry. Got distracted.

Okay, here we go:

Racist
Ultra right-wing
Stupid
No sense of humor
Loves Sex and the City
Describes herself as a "girly girl"
Favorite hobby: shopping
Must control the itinerary
Already seeing a good friend of mine
Loves "new country"
Doesn't like

Comments

[panda_dancer]

that is an incredibly reasonable list.

well, all but the girly thing. Can she have a girly side? An inner-girly? Girly tendancies?

[blackiestark]

Of course! I have a girly side. I mean, I watch My Life As A Teenage Robot.

What I don't like, in general, is people who rigidly adhere to a lifestyle, especially one that comes pre-packaged. I don't usually hang around with jock frat-boy alpha male types, or silly bubbleheaded neurotic girls, or super-queeny flouncy gay guys, or ultra-butch diesel dykes, or really geto black folks. People, in other words, who go OUT OF THEIR WAY to live down to what people expect of them.

[panda_dancer]

nice phrasing - live down to what ...expect...

I shall steal that.

[modysoul]

Dang, I'm all of the above! I'm kicked off the list. Wah wah. Also, my baby is racist too.

[blackiestark]

LIAR!

..okay, you're really girly.

[modysoul]

I'm not THAT girly. I like to build things and use power drills and the like. But I have been known to be a "wooo!" girl at parties. Sorry to dash your image of me. Also, I'm stupid.

[blackiestark]

Soooo not stupid, are you. (I can live with the WOOO thing. You have certain other awesomenesses. Like using power drills. HAWT.)

[ayeita]

I am none of the above except for one thing and thats only sometimes.......... so am I excluded??

[blackiestark]

Are you sometimes pregnant? :)

Seriously, that would depend on what it was, and how often. All this stuff is, to an extent, relative.

I'd hit that, does that help?

[ayeita]

nope not pregnant so.... sweet!

Oh yea. That helps!

[randazanda]

Interesting......

[blackiestark]

It's been my experience that when a woman says that, I am in serious trouble.

[randazanda]

Nah, it's just interesting to me; that's all.

[everyinchofme]

Haha. This is like my standards.

[blackiestark]

Don't ask me how, because I couldn't tell you, but I just KNEW our standards were the same on that stuff.

[everyinchofme]

Actually I meant this this is like the "my standards" thing that I do, but our actual standards are pretty similar.

[blackiestark]

I was gonna say "Well, everyone has standards," and then I caught myself in THAT lie.