Writer's Block: Deal or No Deal

[blackiestark]

Howie, the Banker's not gonna crush my spirit! I know I have the million! NO DEAL!

...oh, sorry. Got distracted.

Okay, here we go:

Racist
Ultra right-wing
Stupid
No sense of humor
Loves Sex and the City
Describes herself as a "girly girl"
Favorite hobby: shopping
Must control the itinerary
Already seeing a good friend of mine
Loves "new country"
Doesn't like to kiss or cuddle
Does the "WOOOO" thing at parties for no reason
Screams (outside of bed)
Pregnant