Comments | blackdove24: I have a confession to make.

blackdove24

I have a confession to make.

Aug 31, 2009 17:06

i, michael, am not a homosexual. this whole gay thing was just a put on, just a lifestyle choice to try and get people to pay more attention to me, and because I misunderstood and thought that there was some sort of government subsidy or something. boy, was I wrong ( Read more... )

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cthulhu_shuman August 31 2009, 21:42:30 UTC

I demand a cut of the other wives' Macy's cards. That was my idea, dammit!

blackdove24 September 2 2009, 02:00:09 UTC

Haha, well I guess you'll have to go to Salt Lake City to get that cut, won't you?!

Man, and you believed that bit about me moving to Cambridge!

btothektotheh September 1 2009, 01:07:33 UTC

So THAT's why you're always asking us for lists of our hereditary ancestors!

blackdove24 September 2 2009, 02:09:35 UTC

Nah, ancestry of strangers is actually an unrelated interest.

Makes sense queerboy101 September 1 2009, 04:02:18 UTC

Ya, I guess it makes sense, you cuddle like a straight man...

...so this apparently is what happens when I'm moving but have left LJ logged on.... blackdove24 September 2 2009, 02:04:15 UTC

Hmm, well I'm sure some people are into that straight man thing...

Also, it's been forever, how are you doing?

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blackdove24 September 2 2009, 02:06:12 UTC

Snap. You know, tan people are people just like you and me too!

Layers upon layers! blackdove24 September 2 2009, 02:08:04 UTC

Oh yeah, also, I have two husbands stashed away in Salt Lake too, so I'm secretly bisexual or something, or however the whole thing worked out....?