I have a confession to make.
i, michael, am not a homosexual. this whole gay thing was just a put on, just a lifestyle choice to try and get people to pay more attention to me, and because I misunderstood and thought that there was some sort of government subsidy or something. boy, was I wrong.
also - i'm secretly very, very well tanned - everyone who knows me by this name, knows me in about a pound of pancake makeup.
anyway, i hope you'll all forgive me; not that it matters, since i'm moving in with my four wives in a compound south of SLC.
That's right. I'm a secret Mormon. Who can capitalize properly.
also - i'm secretly very, very well tanned - everyone who knows me by this name, knows me in about a pound of pancake makeup.
anyway, i hope you'll all forgive me; not that it matters, since i'm moving in with my four wives in a compound south of SLC.
That's right. I'm a secret Mormon. Who can capitalize properly.