Jeff's new toys arrive in the mail:

[blackbird__fly]

"Check this out. It's a diamond-tipped glass cutter!"
"When are you ever going to need that?"
"It was two dollars! I just like owning tools you can use to break into banks."

Comments

[arion_knight]

Guys like to own tools, especially ones they might never use. I am saving up to purchase a dremmel and the whole host of attachments that go along with it!

[pillzz]

I think that Jeff might win.

[hundun]

Yeah, I understand.