303 ways to annoy Professor Snape- part 3

[black_trigger]

1. Always be five strides ahead of him, rolling out an endless red carpet.

2. Present him, each morning, with a sack-lunch for the day. In a kiddie's
lunchpail of course.

3. Sneak up behind him. Go 'Boo!' and giggle. Walk away mumbling that you
'got him good'.

4. Shave his head while he sleeps.

5. Keep the hair. Have fun with Polyjuice.

6.

Comments

[emerald_dragon8]

28. Get him stoned. Be ready with meat-pies and twinkies when he gets the
munchies

Stoned!Snape is hot. Trust me. *g*

101. Get a sack. Jump him. Keep him under your bed.
I'd do that if I could.

And the Basil Fawlty reference! Loved it. Best show EVAH.

OMG, these are SO SO funny. Thank you so much for posting.

[black_trigger]

It's a pleasure. :D
i had to read them again for myself as well. :D

i love all the 50 things i'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts. :D
Especially:
I will refrain from wearing black leather gloves at all times and saying "Hogwarts is mother, Hogwarts is father".
Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.
-Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle axes are not acceptable either.
*gigglesnort* :D

[emerald_dragon8]

LOL. I haven't read those ones, I've read the more slash-centric ones. ;-)

[black_trigger]

Lols. :D that "Hogwarts is my mother" one is a reference to Babylon 5. :D i just found it so amusing. It works so well. i love all the science fiction references to the list. i'm still reading the rest of the appendix.
but i can understand the slash-centric. :D