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*hums*
There are things you should know...
And the distance between us seems to grow...
But you're holding on strong...
And how hard it is to let go.

Ahems. Anyhoo, i've had this journal for years and i think it's time for something newer and... fresher. I'm keeping this journal for paticularly angsty and ranty posts. but i'd like my new journal to be ( Read more... )

1. Always be five strides ahead of him, rolling out an endless red carpet.

2. Present him, each morning, with a sack-lunch for the day. In a kiddie's
lunchpail of course.

3. Sneak up behind him. Go 'Boo!' and giggle. Walk away mumbling that you
'got him good'.

4. Shave his head while he sleeps.

5. Keep the hair. Have fun with Polyjuice.

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1. Stand at the entrance to the Potions classroom. Charge entry.

2. Ask him if he's ticklish. Tell him if he lies 'you'll know'.

3. Sacrifice small creatures and first-years in his name.

4. Offer to 'bewitch his mind and ensnare his senses.'

5. Conclude potions lessons with the words 'See you next time folks! Same
bat time! Same bat channel!'

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I do not own this list, nor did i create it. Someone emailed it to me a few years ago, but i still find it hilarious.

1. Learn a charm that gives its unsuspecting victim a large, fluffy, white
rabbit's tail. For a week. Put it to good use.

2. Tell him you've lost your pet werewolf and has he seen it?

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