Thank Merlin for cocks.

I'll be drinking in the owlery and avoiding that fourth year Gryffindor who wanted to 'show me a good time'. I'll show him a good time. Honestly, is Slytherin the only House with any couth?

Right.

Whoever is responsible for this is going to die.

I think I can safely say that Hogsmeade is still as banal and sickeningly childish as it was third year. One would suspect a trip to Scrivanshaft's to be an easy, quick task ( Read more... )

I think I'm losing my mind. In that sense where I already have and I'm desperate enough crazy enough to bother telling you lot.

I'll be chain-smoking on the roofline. And unless you're coming to push me off, I don't want to see any of you.

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I've received half the family fortune and a strong reminder that all Zabini men have always moved out of the family estate at the age of eighteen. Thrilling.

Augustin was permitted to remain at home until the age of twenty; I fail to see why I should not be extended the same privileges. Still, no surprise. He is the first-born and my father's ( Read more... )

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I fully intend to spend the remainder of the day getting horribly, hideously drunk alone. I don't suggest looking for me, with any luck, I’ll drink myself to an early death I’m not particularly in the mood for company.

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hmmmm.

shuo- how in the hell do you spe- when an over-excited ravenclaww asks you to go swimming in the lake with her...

don’t. resist.

moon, if i wasn’t so drunk incapacitta bloody absolutely trashed on port wine, I’d be very very very angry with you.

i would like a towel, now. and maybe a quick fuck. theo is asleep, the prat. but mostly a

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For the sake of my sanity, you should all stop being so bloody happy and die. Extra points for those of you that manage a slow and painful demise.

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