Ladies who weep when they get their haircut on makeover shows are such nobs. It's like, woman, nobody is holding a gun to your head and you looked like ass so quit your whining. Or else I'll hit you with the back of my sinewy paw! Oh, that's right bitch, I went there ( Read more... )

Am in agreeance with Sidbit, though bizarre, it is super nice to finally have weather that doesn't freeze your eyes shut. Even if it is just for a couple of days. Further, it hardly seems far that I am expected to edit and write this gianormous features spread, plus school bullshiznit, when there is so much good tv on. But those are the breaks, so ( Read more... )

Things that make me peevish...
Women with "Baby Fever"
Men with "Baby Fever"
Talking babies in commercials and on tv
All child actors
Bratty kids who scream and their stupid parents who let them get away with it
Children who get all snotty nosed and then bury their faces in your nice clothes

I am so sick of Star Jones. Too damn overexposed and all up in my business. And does anyone else find she looks like a 'tarded, overwieght turtle with an overbite and flapjack titties? No? Just me?

Is anyone else planning on staying in Montreal for all/part of the summer? I think I may have finally gotten approval to spend more money we don't have on some extra credits...now there is only the small problem of finding a job ( Read more... )

Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
Wayne Campbell: [cracks up laughing] No... No!
Garth Algar: Neither did I. I was just asking.

I'm sure I messed up that quote (I confuse what the Cos says in the episodes he's in) but all the same Allison knows what I'm talking about, and I do like to amuse her as she is make wreaths and plots murder. Remember dear: get a hold of your present first, then aim the gun, though actually, I see you more as a hair dryer in the bathtub type. Quick ( Read more... )

So last time I was outside today was around 3:30pm, I was supposed to go bowling tonight with Nat but got postponed because of general sleepiness, and as my dear is stressed (after writing a 20 page paper can't blame the child), while I was recovering from a shard of glass in my foot, we we not up for it. So yes, Nat came over instead and we ate ( Read more... )

What the fuck? Who watches A Baby Story? That show is everything I hate in the world.

Yay! First exam done!