Him : My colleagues and I have decided to start a course in facism. You get a nice, shiny uniform & you aren't allocated a classroom ... you have to invade other people's.
I took pages & pages of notes. Other people scribbled down a few words...
I'm desperate for a cup of coffee, but that would require making a pot of fresh. Yes, it's a thousand times nicer but it also involves lots of fiddling around and waiting.
The epitome of sex would be a '56 Cadillac & a bottle of Jack Daniels. And Elvis Presley. We'll pretend that this scenario isn't slightly illegal, shall we? ;) Uni starts on Monday
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