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[bitingnightmare]

1. The white haired guy with teeth for eyes is not your friend (unless I say I am).

2. Feel like this is a sexist gathering? Crash that motherfucker.

3. You, maybe you're charging too much per hour.

4. New vocabulary for the kids: can you say f-e-l-l-a-t-i-o?

Comments

[nofunnybone]

Fellaysho?

[bitingnightmare]

Enunciate the last syllable with your lips rounded in a 'O' like so.

[nofunnybone]

F-fell-ay-shi-Oh. Is that right?

[bitingnightmare]

Perfect. Wet the lips though.

[nofunnybone]

Why?

[bitingnightmare]

You don't want them getting chapped do you?

[nofunnybone]

They don't feel that chapped to me. 'Cause I had ice cream earlier!

[bitingnightmare]

Was it all over your face?

[ooc: sorry, srsly, he has no shame]

[nofunnybone]

N-no. It's impolite to be a messy eater.

[ooc: bad, bad man ♥]

[bitingnightmare]

So you swallow?

[nofunnybone]

Of course. What else are you supposed to do with ice cream?

You're kind of weird.

[bitingnightmare]

I get that a lot.

[nofunnybone]

Maybe it's because you keep asking weird questions.

...S-sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.

[bitingnightmare]

I ask the shit no one wants to. Name?

[nofunnybone]

Kimimaro, sir.

[bitingnightmare]

Drop the 'sir', the Corinthian will do.