I'm almost certain I wasn't where I was supposed to be when I woke up this morning. For one, Mother and Father don't regularly let me sleep with strangers! Especially when they're boys! Well, sometimes my brother would let me stay with him when I had bad dreams, but I'm old enough that those things don't bother me.
I'm very sure that I've never seen this person before, though. And he snores. It woke me up!
Hmm... oh well! I'm sure we can be friends after this, if Mother and Father say that's okay, that is. I don't like disobeying them much unless I can get away with it. Actually, I'm sure we can all be friends, even if some of us don't like others of us so much.
I know just the thing for that, though!
CITY SLUMBER PARTY!
I've been wanting to have one for so long! Mother and Father... I'm certain Mother and Father won't mind at all, since you're all my friends, so I think we should do it! But people have told me that they don't know what slumber parties are! So I, Faye Matthews, am here to tell all of you!
01. You have to bring your own sleeping bag and pillow! Otherwise you won't have anything to sleep on!
02. Everyone has to eat popcorn! Mother taught me how to make it best, so I can cook plenty of it. She also showed me how to make caramel corn, so I can make some of that if you like.
03. It's necessary that we watch at least two movies! At least that's what my sister always does.
04. You have to try and stay up the latest, which is interesting, I think. The main goal of a slumber party isn't to slumber at all!
05. And then this rule my friend Kitty says we have to have: No boys allowed!
I'm sorry. I don't mean to exclude anyone. My best friend Kitty just said that boys shouldn't be allowed to come. I don't know why, though. I get along with boys just as well as I get along with her and other girls! Why shouldn't they be allowed?
Don't forget your sleeping bags!
Oh! I almost forgot this! I'm still missing my green pompoms. What I thought were them this morning turned out to be hair. I'm quite sure that someone here has them, so if you could please return them! I'll make you something to eat or play you a song if you want. I just need them back!
Ickle!Faye. She's about 8 or 9 here, despite her tape placing her at 13 yar yar yar. She's sweet and shy and completely different, looking for some good old fashioned fun. The pompom thing, for newer people, is what she was looking for the last time this curse went around. Apparently she still can't find them. Also, excuse the liberties that I may take with her today. Nothing, really, is known about Faye pre-Bebop, so I've had to make it up completely.
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, to all our madres here, too.