[Essay] Camp makes Zero crazy AKA a Hero to us demon racists

[bitingcynicism]

So I said the other week that I'd essay on Zero and then STUFF HAPPENED, and I guess I have to put my money where my mouth is. Here goes. Beware rambling and inevitable incoherency.

As everybody probably guessed, the main focus of this is Zero's mentality, as it is slightly more complex than lol racist, like I joke around about.

Comments

[iyaaalilbro]

Fun read. :|b A-Am I horrible for wanting to poke the emopire?

And I almost started reading VK today. |D

[bitingcynicism]

... Y-Yes yes you are.

Sob. I am torn between wanting people to read to share my pain and not wanting to inflict suffering on other human beings. :(

[my_numbertwo]

It's not like we didn't know that part anyway. BUT DO YOU ENABLE? Because Joshua really, really wants to meet a vampire.

Well, to be fair, I think I introduced the series to Ushio who introduced you to it, so. . . :D??

[bitingcynicism]

I also enable. I cannot help it. I just enjoy my characters' pain too much.

Oh good, a circle of pain.

[get_sometail]

Note of clarification, since there seems to be some misunderstanding:

Zidane and Kuja have always been Genomes; they're not like, say, Cloud, who got shot up with wacky alien plot device cells. They're bioengineered from the ground up.

[bitingcynicism]

Oh, I know that. What I meant is more like you were created to be what you are, not that you used to be something else and were changed.

[this_is_theway]

Okay, I was thrown by a thread in the racism sign post where Zero called Zidane a "half." o/

[bitingcynicism]

Gotcha. I'll be more careful in my wording.

[clericchronicle]

That was an amazing essay. *awed?* The whole insanity cycle is suddenly so clear.

[bitingcynicism]

Chris looks like he's gonna cut a bitch. XD

[clericchronicle]

Though, if the situation really called for forced reset-killing? Chris might. He might. In very extreme circumstances. Even with the Moogles and everything, it'd be a terrible experience for him. Like he said, last possible option, particularly if it involves other people. He may have dusted someone like Drusilla before, but she was a MONSTER. You're quite correct in saying that Chris doesn't view Zero as one.

[bitingcynicism]

:DDDD

But bawwww Chris bawwww.

[astral_tentpeg]

Note to self: if Zero-san is looking hungry, bring him to Chris.

[bitingcynicism]

You, sir, are A TERRIBLE ASS.

[astral_tentpeg]

Now now, at least I didn't say anything about injuring you to that point myself before doing that.

[bitingcynicism]

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G-God, that would be so much torture to the poor vamp.

[allthediffrence]

Man, see, Darc is way crankier, but he is so much more mentally stable. . .

[bitingcynicism]

I has problems. :(